We have reached a new Halloween, and from The Free Android we decided to dive into the underworld to find those phones that should never have seen sunlight. Phones that their creators have tried to keep hidden in the shadows, but once a year they take a walk through our world.
The worst thing that has happened to us all with technology
These Halloween stories about technology reveal a hidden side of our devices and the use we usually give them.
After reading the following compilation, you will not use the phrase "this phone is a nightmare" in vain. If you thought your smartphone is slow, does not take good photos or does not receive system updates … you do not know what awaits you. What a mystery, right? Carmen.
The Free Android is not responsible for the consequences of reading the following article. Read at your own risk and it is recommended that you stay out of reach of children. All the phones you will see below can cause nightmares, nausea, anxiety and various symptoms.
However, if you want to have fun for a while … keep reading our Halloween special;)
We begin our walk through the museum of horrors with a mark missing today, but that in its day enjoyed quite popularity. We talk about Siemens, a pioneer of mobile telephony in those early years, always betting on innovation and risky designs … But something went wrong on the design table.
At that time you bet on risky designs, but the Xelibri 6 overcame the barriers of the tolerable. A round telephone, with a keyboard in circular arrangement and that looks like a makeup mirror. It may not be your biggest nightmare, but you will never look in a mirror again without remembering that tiny screen of pixels
Vertu Signature Cobra
The line between luxury and bad taste is the same width as the hair of a shrimp: our next protagonist comes from a brand where they never fully understood what luxury means. Vertu had us accustomed to a bit bizarre devices, but with this … they should have called it Halloween.
He Vertu Signature Cobra It has left us without emoticon with which to express what it feels like to see it. If your painting in golden tones is already striking, but in the bad, the presence of rhinestones It does not help in its design. In case this did not involve enough luxury, and for those who do not just understand the name of the phone … We have a colorful rhinestones snake.
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Samsung SPH-N270 Matrix
Our next protagonist has a glamorous origin, nothing more and nothing less than direct Hollywood. We have had a wide variety of icons from the films of the Mecca of the cinema, the phones being one of them. The first Matrix movie made Nokia 8110 an object of desire. But its sequels …
Following in the footsteps of such an iconic phone, which Nokia recently reissued, for the following films in the saga a new device was designed. The result of this was the Samsung SHP-N270, a telephone Too much «Matrix» even for the fan more fan of the saga. Of doubtful ergonomics and a telescopic headset, this phone was in the shadows.
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Lately we have spoken about the lack of innovation in smartphone design, all square, sad and that differ little between them. We implored a risky bet, but our next protagonist makes us rethink that desire.
What you see on these lines It's not a coconut, it's not a peephole or a strange being Come from outer space. It's nothing more and nothing less a telephone, of course wood, but a telephone. From The Free Android we are defenders of the planet and the reduction of the use of plastics, but this device It makes us feel more guarded than if we open a Facebook account.
Goldvish Le Million
We have booked the biggest nightmare for last, only suitable for the bravest of the place. Arrived directly from the depths of our nightmares, from the darkest of the fault, from the most absolute bad taste. A phone that, if Dracula saw him, he would ask for the discharge twice.
He Goldvish Le Million it's supposed to be the maximum expression of luxury, obviously misunderstood, but for many of us reminds us of the character Shy guy from Mario.
Or the hilt of a thousand and one night sword, in this case nightmares. Covered with rhinestones, excessive brightness and enjoying an absence of ergonomics, this phone will chase us into the loneliness of the night from now on.
On these lines, so as not to leave a bad taste in your mouth and try to relieve the nightmares that you will suffer from this Halloween, we leave you the video of a smartphone that can make you smile … or not, muaaahaahaahaaha. You were notified.